An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, “Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, “What would you want to talk about?”
” Oh, I don’t know,” said the atheist. “How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?” as he smiled smugly.
“OK,” she said. “Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?”
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it and says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”
To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don’t know shit?”
God is interested in spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
~ Vladimir Savchuk
I’m going to let God fix it. If I fix it, I’m going to jail!
~ Unknown
Try Jesus. If you don’t like him, the devil will take you back.
~ Church sign.
I want to be so full of Christ that if a mosquito bites me, he flies away singing, “There’s power in the blood.”
Which Bible character was the best musician?
Samson — he brought the house down.
The Sunday School teacher asks the children to draw Christmas pictures. She goes over to one student and sees he’s drawn a picture of four people on an airplane.“
What is this?” she asked.
“Mary and Joseph and Baby Jesus on a flight to Egypt,” he says.
“Well… who’s the fourth person?”
“That’s Pontius, the pilot.”
Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
